The Disgraced Politician's Former Mistress Tells All

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THE DISGRACED POLITICIAN’S FORMER MISTRESS TELLS ALL

they were always nice places
it was never by the hour
a half dozen sheratons
a handful of trump towers
the same views that dazzled me
just seemed to make him sour
so he’d order up a bottle
while i hopped in the shower

if i stood towards the back
they’d let me hear him speak
his promises would echo so
my heart would skip a beat
i preferred his anecdotes
from growing up in the south
and getting out

and i’d tell you i believed him
but you wouldn’t believe me
you’d roll your eyes and dim the screen
i know

now i see him at the gym
‘cause they gave him his own show
he smiles at talking heads
and tries to make ‘em roll
i finish up my reps
and take my earbuds out
and now

i’d tell you i believed him
but you wouldn’t believe me
you’d dim your eyes and save the screen
i know

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from Clicks & Whistles, released March 21, 2013

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Zapruder Point Chicago, Illinois

Dan Phillips has been writing and recording as Zapruder Point in Chicago for over a decade. Singing simple yet heartfelt songs, he performs as a solo acoustic act, as a duo with drummer Larry Brown, and occasionally with a full band featuring Steve Frisbie on guitar and John Aselin on bass. ... more

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